404 - Page not found
You Aren’t Supposed to Be Here.
You’ve taken a wrong turn.
The page you’re looking for doesn’t exist… or it used to… before The Incident.
Records were wiped. Access revoked. A quiet warning was issued: “If they find it, they’ll find everything.”
And yet… here you are. Standing in digital shadows.
A forbidden byte in the wrong place at the wrong time. clocks gun
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But, uh—before this gets weird, maybe you’re just lost?
No worries. Happens all the time.
While we don’t have what you were looking for, we do have:
- A joke about quantum computers that only makes sense if you’re not looking at it.
- A cat who got stuck in the site map (he’s fine now).
- And a warm, friendly button to take you home.
“It’s dangerous to go alone!” — but mostly because this page is unfinished.